5 types of Halloween costumes

November 5, 2014 Opinion

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Playboy bunny, kitty cat, sexy police officer. We have all seen it before. As we know from our favorite quote from our favorite movie, “In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it”  –Mean Girls. Here are the five types of people you see on Halloween.

The Halloween extraordinaire

Here are the people who go all out. Not only are they decked out in a costume, but they probably have some fake blood somewhere on their body, a ridiculous wig they spent $40 dollars on, and face makeup that is going to take at least three showers to get off.

The “I need a new profile picture” costume

The people, usually girls, who take full advantage of a tip from Cady Heron herself. These are the girls who will go out of their way to wear the least amount of clothing possible no matter what the weather is like outside. They will definitely have glitter somewhere on their body, some sort of animal ears, and they are good to go. If you are lucky, they will have some lingerie covering their private parts.

The clueless costume

Then there are those who throw together the most absurd and random combination of clothing and other Halloween décor. They will try to explain and convince you that it is actually a ‘costume,’ but at the end of their five minute monologue, you still have no idea what is going on there.

The alcoholic

Next, the people who are too cool for a costume. These are the people who walk into the party dressed in normal everyday clothes. When asked what they are, they say something like, “Dude, I didn’t know what to wear, so I’m me,” or simply, “Look, I just came to get drunk.”

The “I think I’m clever” costume

Finally you have the people who try to wear a costume that they think is funny, but actually ends up being extremely controversial. We are talking the people who dress up as Chris Brown and Rihanna, a Nazi, a pregnant nun, and … I think you get the point.

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