The Sandspur

Issue date: 4/1/05 Section: Arts & Entertainment

Media Credit: Brian Hernandez

All Campus Events has recently received a huge sum of money from an anonymous donor, and they are going to use it for the event to end all events. ACE has been able to book the show of the century: a Beatles reunion with the four actual Beatles.

You're thinking, "But two of the Beatles are dead." Yes, that's true, but John Lennon and George Harrison will be joining Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr in this chance of a lifetime performance.

How is this possible? After their deaths, both John Lennon and George Harrison were cryogenically frozen by Manchester Labs in Polk City, FL. These labs agreed to reanimate the tissue of these somewhat living legends to perform one last hoorah before it's back to the freezers.

While cryogenics are still in their testing stages, the experiment was a success, and Lennon and Harrison were taken from Manchester Labs to a Holiday Inn in the Orlando area, where they will be staying until the date of the show.

While this is a costly venture, ACE has the whole thing under control. The anonymous donation is more than enough to cover it-or so says ACE, who will not reveal the exact amount of the check.

The reunion, called the "When I'm Sixty-Four Tour," is going to be in the Alfond Sports Center on April 14. Tickets will go on sale for five dollars at the Rice Family Bookstore, and FLEX will be accepted. Don't miss this opportunity to see what is hailed as one of the greatest bands to ever live-or sort of live, again.

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