Aries (March 21-April 19): It's time to act on something that you've been putting off for a while. Stop tossing it around and just go for it. Aries is a fighter, and whatever the challenge is, you can handle it. If you put it off for too much longer, it could pass you by, and you may never have the chance to do it again. Don't delay a second longer.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): This is not going to be an easy week. You may have to force a lot of situations that you would just plain rather not face. Keep your head high, though, and you can deal. Don't let your problems get the best of you because that will only make them worse.
Gemini (May 21-June 21): You will be confronted by a major decision this week. It may be a difficult decision, so don't make the choice lightly. Put some serious thought into it. Weigh the pros and cons. In the end, you will only make the correct decision if you carefully weigh all of the options. It could be a life-altering choice, though, so be careful.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): This is a good week for you and love to finally find each other. You may meet that special someone you've been looking for all your life. Or if you already have a sweetheart, you may rediscover that person and see them for all of their inner beauty. Either way, love will find you this week, and it will find you well.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): You may want to avoid serious confrontations this week because there is a good chance that you'll lose. You're a little tired and a little down this week from all of your academic struggles, so your guard is down and your mind is not as sharp as usual. Lay low this week. It's better that way. There is less of a chance of supreme embarassment.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You are going to run into someone you have not seen in a long time this week. It may be an old friend. It may be a relative that you have not seen in a long time. Regardless, keep your eyes open because you may see them when you least expect. Enjoy your time with your long lost friend.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your future is somewhat difficult to predict this week. It could hold anything in the world. It may be good or bad. It may be life-changing or completely unimportant in the course of your life. However, there is one element that is absolutely clear: it will involve mayonaise.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This is a good week to just stay in bed for the whole week. The forecast is not good. You have a mountain of work staring you in the face. Assignments will abound this week, and you will hardly have the time to breathe. Your love life is not looking all that good, either. You may have a fight with your honey, or you may blow the opportunity to meet your soul mate. Either way, you might just want to close your eyes and wake up when its another week.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Your academic career is going to take a serious turn upward this week. You will suddenly have the time to get caught up and make up for all the time this semester you've been slacking off. The material will finally make sense to you, and your grades are going to improve immensely. About time, too, because you are more than halfway through the semester, and time is running out for you to get your academics in line.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): It is good to be a Capricorn this week. All is well, and life is beautiful. Your social life is fantastic, and you finally have time from your busy schedule to relax and enjoy it. Your midterm grades will amaze you as they come back with letters on them that are shockingly close to the beginning of the alphabet. Yourwill meet an amazing person that could turn out to be the love of your life. If you have already found the love of your life, good for you. Your relationship will only become that much sweeter this week.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take the time to learn something new this week. Read a book that was not assigned to you for class. Or maybe start reading the book that was assigned to you for class, if you have not been already. Absorb new information, and use your new found wisdom in your daily life. If the information you find is trivia, use it to impress your friends. They might not care, but tell them anyway. They may never know when they'll need to know where the world's second-largest non-stick frying pan is located.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): This is a good week to leave you comfort zone and do something you would not normally do. Talk to someone you have never talked to before. Who knows? They may become your new best friend. Sit at a new table in the cafeteria. You just might like it. Just make sure you do not do anything too dangerous. If you try something dangerous, and you like it, it could become a habit and hurt you in the end.
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