2008 Woodie Awards
Dirty Dozen: 12 Relationship Red Flags
Angela Gonzalez
Issue date: 10/28/05 Section: Life & Times
Often times we're too caught up in the "Honeymoon Period" to see that the relationship we're in isn't all that perfect. On msn.com, there is a list of 12 Red Flags to look out for that may predict the eminent doom of your current fling as predicted by Michael Shnayerson.
1. Chronic Lateness- Shnayerson clarifies that "chronic" equals 3 dates in a row. This is especially true ladies, because while we're allowed the "fashionably late" excuse, he isn't, especially if he's not looking so fabulous when he does finally show up.
2. Ketchup on Eggs- The article states that "nothing good ever comes of ketchup on eggs". But this one lies within your own jurisdiction.
3. Rudeness to Waiters- This goes for anyone in the service industry and it's pretty self-explanatory. It's just bad manners.
4. Scary Divorce Stories- Uh...this could also go along with "Scary Breakup Stories". I really hope divorce isn't an issue yet.
5. A Deep Attachment to Disturbing Pets- You know little Foo Foo that resides in your girl's purse at all times? If Foo Foo ranks higher than you on the importance scale, it's time to move on.
6. Fling-O-Matics- "All of my relationships end after 3 months." If your significant other can put an expiration date on all their past affairs, you can best believe you will too.
7. Demon Children- Or at this age, it extends to any children. There are always exceptions to the rule, but make sure you know what you're getting into. Tango wasn't meant for three, or four, or five.
8. Money Matters- The article says that "If a man suggests splitting the tab on a first date, the woman should pay -- then bolt". Use your better judgment. If your date pulls up in a brand new luxury car with any kind of Louis Vuitton accessories and insists on ordering the most expensive items on the menu, then cries no funds, by all means bolt. Not everyone here at Rollins is bathing in a trust fund, so watch out making judgments on cash flow or you might miss out on something more genuine.
1. Chronic Lateness- Shnayerson clarifies that "chronic" equals 3 dates in a row. This is especially true ladies, because while we're allowed the "fashionably late" excuse, he isn't, especially if he's not looking so fabulous when he does finally show up.
2. Ketchup on Eggs- The article states that "nothing good ever comes of ketchup on eggs". But this one lies within your own jurisdiction.
3. Rudeness to Waiters- This goes for anyone in the service industry and it's pretty self-explanatory. It's just bad manners.
4. Scary Divorce Stories- Uh...this could also go along with "Scary Breakup Stories". I really hope divorce isn't an issue yet.
5. A Deep Attachment to Disturbing Pets- You know little Foo Foo that resides in your girl's purse at all times? If Foo Foo ranks higher than you on the importance scale, it's time to move on.
6. Fling-O-Matics- "All of my relationships end after 3 months." If your significant other can put an expiration date on all their past affairs, you can best believe you will too.
7. Demon Children- Or at this age, it extends to any children. There are always exceptions to the rule, but make sure you know what you're getting into. Tango wasn't meant for three, or four, or five.
8. Money Matters- The article says that "If a man suggests splitting the tab on a first date, the woman should pay -- then bolt". Use your better judgment. If your date pulls up in a brand new luxury car with any kind of Louis Vuitton accessories and insists on ordering the most expensive items on the menu, then cries no funds, by all means bolt. Not everyone here at Rollins is bathing in a trust fund, so watch out making judgments on cash flow or you might miss out on something more genuine.