2008 Woodie Awards
One Time at...
Colby Loetz
Issue date: 10/8/07 Section: Life & Times
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One time during my freshman year of high school, we had to wear uniforms that were kilts and blazers. In winter there was this sheet of ice that always formed on the ground outside the auditorium but I didn't know about it yet. One morning I was running out of morning meeting and I slipped and fell on my back, with my legs in the air, and
everyone saw my underwear and chanted "freshman, freshman."
- Kit Kimmerle
One time in preschool I had a crush on this kid named Bryan Stapanic. At recess we decided to have a contest to see who could hang upside-down on the monkey bars the longest. I started peeing though, and the pee went up my pants and got all over me because we were upside-down. My teacher found me crying in the bathroom and called home.
-Kit Kimmerle
One time when my family went to Colorado for a family ski trip, my brother figured he would teach me how to snowboard. As we came down the bunny slope I noticed I was headed for these padded poles in front of the concession stand. I couldn't stop and plowed through all four of them, and everyone that was outside drinking their hot cocoa started laughing and pointing at me on the ground.
-Katie starling
One time my roommate found this beetle in my hair and we both went running into the hallway screaming hysterically. I started shaking my head to get the bug out, and everyone came out into the hallway to see what we were screaming about. I started running down the hallway screaming about the bug in my hair and no one would help. We suddenly realized we had gotten locked out and my roommate was just in her bra!
-Lauren Smilanich
One time last year during a basketball game, I wore XXL shorts because the team shorts were so short that unless I did they looked ridiculous. During a game my coach saw that my pants were sagging every time I ran down the court and took me out of the game to talk to me. When I told him my pants were too big he pulled up my shirt in front of everyone and taped my pants to my body so that they wouldn't fall down.
-Walker Holloway
everyone saw my underwear and chanted "freshman, freshman."
- Kit Kimmerle
One time in preschool I had a crush on this kid named Bryan Stapanic. At recess we decided to have a contest to see who could hang upside-down on the monkey bars the longest. I started peeing though, and the pee went up my pants and got all over me because we were upside-down. My teacher found me crying in the bathroom and called home.
-Kit Kimmerle
One time when my family went to Colorado for a family ski trip, my brother figured he would teach me how to snowboard. As we came down the bunny slope I noticed I was headed for these padded poles in front of the concession stand. I couldn't stop and plowed through all four of them, and everyone that was outside drinking their hot cocoa started laughing and pointing at me on the ground.
-Katie starling
One time my roommate found this beetle in my hair and we both went running into the hallway screaming hysterically. I started shaking my head to get the bug out, and everyone came out into the hallway to see what we were screaming about. I started running down the hallway screaming about the bug in my hair and no one would help. We suddenly realized we had gotten locked out and my roommate was just in her bra!
-Lauren Smilanich
One time last year during a basketball game, I wore XXL shorts because the team shorts were so short that unless I did they looked ridiculous. During a game my coach saw that my pants were sagging every time I ran down the court and took me out of the game to talk to me. When I told him my pants were too big he pulled up my shirt in front of everyone and taped my pants to my body so that they wouldn't fall down.
-Walker Holloway
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