Pandas kept in captivity typically live in such small numbers, that they never witness the mating of any other pandas. This perpetuates their already low birth rate, thus threatening their very existence. To remedy this, scientists have developed literal “panda porn” – videos of pandas mating, in order to teach these gentle giants how to seal the deal. On a recent trip to the Museum of Sex in New York City with fellow sexpert, David Matteson, we explored the vast array of sexual commodities that the museum had to offer. A plethora of sexual factoids are all waiting to be uncovered at this sexually explicit museum. It is divided into four salacious sections: technology, history, animals, and art, all of which, have one thing in common – sex.